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Opening Panel Round

Mar 17, 2012
Originally published on March 17, 2012 8:44 am
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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

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Right now, panel, time for you to answer some questions about the week's news. Charlie, the city of Trenton, New Jersey was gripped by a crisis this week. If it had not been resolved at the last minute, no city buildings would have had any what?

CHARLIE PIERCE: Calamari.

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SAGAL: No.

PIERCE: I don't know. No city - water?

SAGAL: No. Even more important.

PIERCE: Air.

SAGAL: No.

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PIERCE: I'm going to need a hint on this one, Peter, unfortunately.

SAGAL: It would have just been bare cardboard tubes everywhere.

PIERCE: Oh, they ran out of toilet paper.

SAGAL: The City of Trenton ran out of toilet paper, almost.

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PIERCE: What, do they only get like one delivery a month?

SAGAL: Apparently. No, what happened was is that the City Council had repeatedly rejected a contract with Trenton's paper product provider and supplies were running dangerously low in city facilities.

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SAGAL: Fortunately, the city made an emergency purchase of toilet paper, which is, when you think about, that's probably what the phrase emergency purchase was invented for.

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SAGAL: Anyway, everybody in Trenton is happy they won't be moving forward with the backup plan which was to have the city firefighters open up the hydrants to create co-called power bidets.

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FAITH SALIE: Oh mercy.

ROY BLOUNT: When you start seeing that tube shining through, you got one layer left, you know.

SAGAL: Yeah.

BLOUNT: And there's nobody - you know, you don't know anybody within miles.

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PIERCE: You may already be a redneck.

SAGAL: On the other hand...

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SAGAL: On the other hand, I just thought of a use for those unsold Encyclopedia Britannicas.

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