PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, panel, what will the cruise captain do next? Mo Rocca?
MO ROCCA: He'll find comfort and luxury in an open marriage with Silvio Berlusconi.
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SAGAL: Faith Salie?
FAITH SALIE: With his perma-tan and Italian roots, he'll join another sinking ship, the cast of the "Jersey Shore."
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SALIE: They already have "The Situation," and now they'll have "The Disembarkation."
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SAGAL: Tom Bodett?
TOM BODETT: He'll be advising Rick Santorum on the smoothest way to abandon his presidential bid.
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CARL KASELL, HOST:
Well, if the captain does any of those things, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell. Thanks also to Mo Rocca, Faith Salie, Tom Bodett. Thanks to everyone at Michigan Radio and WDET, our two sponsors in Detroit. Thanks to our wonderful audience at the Fox Theater. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.
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